so i was watching tv and it said new spongebob coming on in 2056 (right now its 2014). i yelled yay!!! and it said 2nd new spongebob episude coming now and you has to watch it!!!
i yelled FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-. so i watched it and this is it.
episude-spongebob was drinking a milkshake and a shit load of boys killed spongebob and all drank his milkshake and fighted over it.
it then showed a hooker outside the krusty krab and mr. krabs shot her and cooked her on spongebobs grill and sold it to a customer. i heard a hyper realistic barf sound and spongebob was eating a chair and mr. krabs yelled I'M PREGNAUT!!!. people looked at him like he was retarded. mr. krabs cried and got a shot gun and shot everybody in duh krusty krab.
it then shows mr. krabs fighting with the cops and mrs. puff dead on duh floor and spongebobs climbing on a cop car.
it then shows mr. krabs naked in jail. mr. krabs yelled fffffuuuuuuuuu-.
he then flies out of jail somehow.
it then shows spongebob in boating school sexting on a iphone with patricks.
mrs. puff takes the phone away and spongebob goes super sayan and eats mrs. puff for breakfast.
mr. krabs then breaks down the door and shoots everbody and takes spongebob in his car.
mr. krabs is shown driving the car poiting a gun to spongebobs head. spongebob takes a run for it and mr. krabs chases him with the car running over people with cops chasing him.
mr krabs yells fuck it!!! andd mr. krabs shoots spongebob and rides down a cliff.
it then shows mr. krabs in a coma at the hospital and spongebob climbing on a doctor.
a doctor pushes spongebob and spongebob squeels and jumps out the window.
mr. krabs is then in the krusty krab on the roof with a sniper rifle shooting people and people driving vehicles.
spongebob is shown climbing all over duh stop sign and falls down and gets hit by a bus.
the bus driver then gets shot and kids run out while getting shot.
mr. krabs laughs and evil patrixx comes out of duh TV and is about to kill meh and i sai hi.
and he said hi. ...
we then continue watcing. mr. krabs is tied to a stop sign and spongebobs shitting on him on top of it while climbing.
mr. krabs then goes super sayan and eats spongebob in mid air.
mr. krabs then flies back in his nest and takes a nap.
it then shows duh next day and cops are around him so mr. krabs flies like a bird and is ammune to gun shots at 12:05 in the morning.
mr. krabs is shown playing with barbie dolls and mlp dolls in his office.
and evil pingu comes and throws a gernade in the krusty krab and the krusty krab explodes.
mr. krabs flies in duh air screaming and shits his pants.
mr. krabs then lands on a old man.
the old man dies and mr. krabs is in another coma.
and spongebobs climbing on a bed and is then climbing on a toilet and then a chair and a table.
mr. krabs comes out of his coma and kills everybody with his dick and jumps out the window and kermit the frog eats mr. krabs for dinner and faps.
it then said adult swim and showed spongebob climbing on a car and squidward and it ends.
me and patrixx were in shock and then a skeleton popped out and we both died but evil patrixx was still alive